Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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