doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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