For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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