Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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