Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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