you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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