roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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