but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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