I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS