I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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