Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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