Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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