omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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