I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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