Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
