My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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