so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
dude. I can hear the air.
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