Fuck appropriateness.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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