Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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