But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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