great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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