No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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