she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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