Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Randomize
