when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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