Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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