I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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i can't believe i had my finger in that
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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