i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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