the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Randomize
