Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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