He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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