Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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