I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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