I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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