let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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