quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
