i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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