He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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