She announced her abortion via fbk
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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