Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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