Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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