No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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