God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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