all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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