You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Randomize
