how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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