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i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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