I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
