Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
is that a dick in a sweater?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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