He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
