Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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