Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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