dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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