You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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