Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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