sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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