yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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