Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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