Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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