She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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