I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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